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[quirky music playing]
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Oh, Jake, did you make me breakfast?
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Do I look like I know how to poach an egg?
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- It was Dad.
- Whose dad? Your dad?
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Good morning, Reba.
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- Would you like the living section?
- That depends.
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Is there a story in there that explains
what the heck you're doin' here?
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[chuckles softly]
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Ah, Jake asked me to come over early
so we could dig for worms.
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- Is that true, Jake?
- No.
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We fell asleep watching movies
on the couch last night.
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You slept here?
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Jake, we worked on the worm story
for 20 minutes.
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Dude, she's my mom.
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Look, Brock, you...
You just can't hang out here anymore.
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Now, when you get through
making my toast, you can go home.
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[cutlery clinking]
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Hey, what time's
Van comin' in from Denver?
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I don't know.
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Some time, I guess.
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What'd he say when you talked to him?
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Oh, we haven't talked yet.
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Every time he calls,
he gets the answering machine.
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Every time I call, I hang up. And frankly,
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if he wanted to talk to me,
he wouldn't have moved to stupid Denver.
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Are you still mad about him leaving?
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[scoffs] No.
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Stupid Denver in stupid Colorado.
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Cheyenne, honey, listen to me.
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He had to go, okay?
Van is a professional football player.
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And he got traded. It happens sometimes.
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- I understand that.
- Just like you understood
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when we brought Kyra home
and you kept trying to give her away.
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- I was here first!
- Uh-huh.
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Honey, Van's been gone for a whole week.
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Do you have any idea how much he's looking
forward to seeing you and Elizabeth?
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Yeah, right.
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- You think he is?
- Of course he is.
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I bet he's miserable up there
'cause he misses you so much.
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Heck, if you met him in those ratty
old sweats, I bet he wouldn't even notice.
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[chuckles] Yeah, that's right.
But seriously, I'd shower.
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Honey, look,
you guys only have two days together.
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That's it. Don't lose them
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because you're still mad
over something he has no control over.
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Maybe you're right.
Van doesn't wanna be in Denver
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any more than I want him to be there.
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And plus, he might bring me a present.
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[chuckles] Oh, well.
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Ah, thanks, guys. Love you.
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- Yeah.
- We love you, too, sweetheart.
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Thanks for helpin' out with that.
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[scoffs] You didn't need any help.
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- You're a great mom, Reba.
- Yeah, well, you're a great dad, too.
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- You always were.
- Well, thank you.
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Nah, thank you. Now go home.
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[Reba] Ha, hey!
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{\an8}[singing] ♪ My roots are
planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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{\an8}♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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{\an8}♪ With gentle hands
And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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[quirky music playing]
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[Brock] Okay. Good, good.
A little... little bit more.
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Go ahead. Good job.
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{\an8}All right, Jake.
What have we learned so far?
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{\an8}Always tighten to the right,
and it's not swearing
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{\an8}- if you use different words.
- [wrench clatters]
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{\an8}Granny in hot pants!
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{\an8}- What are you guys doin' now?
- Man's work, little missy.
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{\an8}Man's work, huh?
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{\an8}Batman is on.
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{\an8}[Jake whoops]
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{\an8}Okay, okay, okay.
I'm not just hangin' out.
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{\an8}I have a reason for bein' here this time.
I am fixing the sink.
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{\an8}- It's not broken.
- It is now.
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{\an8}- Brock!
- Okay, okay.
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{\an8}It's just that... the condo's so quiet.
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{\an8}As strange as it sounds,
after the chaos of a big family,
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{\an8}I just... I miss the noise and the mess.
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{\an8}And somebody doing your laundry?
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{\an8}What? How did those get in there?
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Look, Brock, we're divorced.
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Legally, your clothes can't be
tumbling around with my clothes anymore.
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You need to find
someplace else to hang out.
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- Hi, Reba.
- Hey.
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Hi, Brock. I didn't know
you were over here.
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Actually, I'm, uh... I'm just leaving.
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- I'll see you in couples' therapy later.
- Okay.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! What about my sink?
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Reba, I can't be hanging out here all day.
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So, Barbra Jean, how's the therapy
goin' with you and Brock?
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Good. Yeah. Good.
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Our therapist has a bold approach.
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The first issue we're tackling
is our scariest one.
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- Yeah, what's that?
- You.
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Me?
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Problemo número uno.
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What? You're blaming
all your problems on me in therapy?
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No. But our therapist is.
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Yeah. Oh, he's very good. [chuckles]
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And you know what?
He'd like to speak with you.
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He thinks it might be a good idea
to get your perspective on things.
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Oh, no. I'm not gettin' involved in this.
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When you said, "I do," I said,
"I don't have to anymore." [clicks tongue]
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Dr. Baker said you'd hide behind humor.
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I'm getting sick and tired
of his snap judgments.
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Oh, they're not snap judgments.
We talk about you all the time.
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So far, we've determined that
you're controlling and manipulative.
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Oh, and did you know he guessed
you had red hair before we told him?
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The only thing I think
he might be wrong about is,
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he says that since your divorce,
you haven't moved on.
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- I haven't moved on.
- Yes, since your divorce.
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You're spinning your wheels, if you will.
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You know what? I changed my mind.
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There is nothing I'd like more than to go
have a little chitchat with Dr. Loopy.
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Dr. Baker says name-calling
is the refuge of a weak argument.
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Yeah, he just said that
because he's a bonehead.
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[Cheyenne] Oh! Thank you so much
for babysitting, Kyra. How's it goin'?
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It's an exercise in humiliation.
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Kyra's making Elizabeth and me
watch The Wiggles.
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I'm nine!
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Keep complaining. I have Barney tapes.
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Why can't I just hang out
down here and wait for Van?
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Because Van and I have had
a long, lonely week without each other.
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And we need time to talk.
There is a pretty good chance
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that when he sees me, he's gonna cry.
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And I don't want Elizabeth
seeing daddy acting like mommy.
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Van's gonna cry?
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He's such a girl.
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And yet all he wants to do
is play with my makeup.
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Oh! Am I finally home? Am I here?
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Yes, honey. You're home. Oh!
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- Was it horrible?
- Oh, you have no idea, Cheyenne.
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When I got to Denver,
I was so stressed out.
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I didn't know where to go.
I didn't know what to do.
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Oh, honey!
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No, I mean I literally
didn't know where to go.
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Nobody from the team
met me at the airport.
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Let it out. Let it out.
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I finally took a cab
to the apartment they got for me.
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Baby, don't talk about it
if it's too painful.
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[sighs] It's... It...
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It rocks!
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It's the coolest place I've ever lived.
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Big-screen TV, top-of-the-line stereo.
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Oh, and a phone in the bathroom.
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I've ordered a pizza from the tub.
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Well, at least you have
a nice place to be lonely in.
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Oh, who has time to be lonely?
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Some of the guys from the team,
who are awesome, by the way,
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live on the same floor.
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They'd be way "awesomer"
if they had met you at the airport.
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'Cause they were setting up a party for me
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and, oh, man, that was a party.
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Did you know a keg of beer
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can bounce 20 feet
when you drop it off a balcony?
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Yeah. My buddy Weasel says
it's because the air... is thin.
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You have a friend named Weasel?
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Oh, yeah. He is the coolest. He can put
a ping-pong paddle in his mouth.
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He's gonna teach me.
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I'm sorry that you had to leave
your awesome apartment
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and your friends who can put ping-pong
paddles in their mouth to come home.
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- What's the matter?
- Gee, I don't know, Van.
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If everything's
so great for you in Denver,
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I hate to rain on your parade
by standing here all dressed up
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with a box of tissues
waiting for you to cry.
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[sniffling] It's dumb!
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[crying]
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Wait a minute, Cheyenne. Come back!
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If you want me to cry, I'll tell you
what the keg of beer landed on!
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It landed on Weasel!
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[lively instrumental music playing]
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Great work, you two. Remember,
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you don't expect a broken arm
to heal overnight.
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Neither will a broken relationship.
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Yes, but if you do have a broken arm,
you don't blame it on the ex-wife!
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Unless she actually did break your arm.
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I was just guessin'. [chuckles]
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You must be the heckler
I ordered for the waiting room.
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No, I'm Reba Hart, Brock's ex-wife.
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Hmm. Red hair, clenched fists.
I should have known.
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Barbra Jean said you wanted to talk to me?
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Have a seat. Brock and Barbra Jean
will be here in 15 minutes.
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I'll be gone by then.
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Look, you shouldn't be
talking about me in their therapy.
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They have scarier issues than me.
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I mean, they have a Star Wars bedspread.
Start with that!
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You're right. And that's why
I asked you to come down here.
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So you could tell me how to
do it right. And thank you, Reba.
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You've made me a better doctor.
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Ha, ha, ha. Are you gonna talk
about this seriously?
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No. In fact, I am not going to talk about
how to conduct their therapy at all.
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Okay. If you're not gonna talk,
then you're gonna listen.
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Because as a divorced woman,
I might know something about marriage
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that they didn't teach you in
Harvard and... Yale.
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Number one, nobody likes a show-off.
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- And number two?
- Number two,
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I have moved on since my divorce.
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Matter of fact,
I have moved so far past on
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that I'm lappin' it for the second time.
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And you're seeing somebody.
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None of your beeswax.
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Just hurry up and get Brock back
with Barbra Jean.
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I'm tired of him making my breakfast
and fixing my sink that isn't even broken.
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I want him out of my house
and out of my life.
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- [yelps]
- Whoa. Reba, what are you doing here?
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What am I doin' here?
What are you doing here?
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- Well, he's my therapist.
- Okay, then. Get out of my way.
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Wait, wait.
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Brock, you never told me you were spending
so much time at your ex-wife's house.
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Yeah.
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Because I knew you'd look at me like that.
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Stop it.
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All right, I'll turn my look to Reba.
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- Reba, what's going on?
- Yeah, Reba.
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What's going on?
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All right then.
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Sometimes, I hear voices.
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Horrible, horrible voices.
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- Reba, for crying out loud.
- That's one of 'em! Did you hear that?
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[lively instrumental music playing]
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[sighs]
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[quirky music playing]
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[growling]
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Dogs must be dizzy all the time.
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Go ahead, Kyra.
Ask me another Denver question.
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- Can I take off the hat?
- Do you want your 20 bucks?
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Come on. Keep 'em coming.
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So, what's better in Denver,
the water or the air?
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[exhales]
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The air. No, the water.
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Oh, and the soil.
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So clean, you could eat off it.
236
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Now can I take off the hat?
237
00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:47,433
You know, Kyra,
everyone in Denver wears 'em.
238
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They do not!
239
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:51,020
[cooing] Yes, but they used to,
back in the day.
240
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So, anyway, the air, the water,
the soil, it all sucks.
241
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Denver's horrible.
242
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Take these hats,
go outside and frighten the squirrels.
243
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[door closes]
244
00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:11,457
So, are you still mad about something
that I don't understand?
245
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,625
Let me clarify.
246
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,002
Mom and Dad said
you'd be all miserable in Denver,
247
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and that made me happy.
248
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:19,089
But it turns out you're happy in Denver,
and that made me sad.
249
00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:20,007
You get it?
250
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:25,763
I think so.
251
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,349
- You want me to be miserable.
- Yes!
252
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:33,896
Van, I'm your wife. It is important to me
that you are miserable,
253
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,356
at least when you are not with me.
254
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,441
Well, that's kinda weird, Cheyenne.
255
00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:40,152
We need to learn to be happy
without each other.
256
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:41,946
I mean, what if you died?
257
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:45,616
Wouldn't you want me to be happy?
258
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,284
No!
259
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,080
If I were about to die,
my very last thought
260
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,332
would be that
I would want you to be happy.
261
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:56,085
Right after, "Why doesn't
anybody know the Heimlich?"
262
00:13:57,461 --> 00:13:59,046
That's the way I'm gonna go, Cheyenne.
263
00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:01,674
There's just some food too good to chew.
264
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:04,927
You know what?
265
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:07,388
Forget it, Van. You're right.
You don't understand.
266
00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,433
Did I tell you about
the old guy on the plane?
267
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:12,685
What old guy?
268
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,312
The guy sitting next to me.
He slept most of the flight,
269
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,856
but then woke up after the movie
and started talking to me.
270
00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:20,776
You talk about how you can put
a ping-pong paddle in your mouth?
271
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:22,194
Cheyenne, think.
272
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,989
You can't bring a ping-pong paddle
on a plane these days.
273
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,871
No, we talked about love.
274
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,748
- Love?
- Yeah, love.
275
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:38,586
He was one of those wise old guys.
Really old. Like 40.
276
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,923
Been married for 20 years.
277
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:45,551
- Whoa. That is a long time.
- Yeah.
278
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Twenty years ago, I was, like, zero.
279
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:53,392
So, anyway, I guess he's away a lot
with his job and everything,
280
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:56,270
and I asked him
if it was tough for him being married.
281
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,772
You asked him that? And what did he say?
282
00:14:58,772 --> 00:14:59,815
He said this...
283
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:04,987
"Immature love is wanting
the other person to be happy
284
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,864
only when they're with you.
285
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:11,493
Mature love is wanting the other
person to be happy, period."
286
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:16,123
That is... the stupidest thing
I've ever heard!
287
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,209
Well, maybe not for an old guy.
288
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,795
Maybe not for someone
who's been married for 20 years.
289
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:25,424
Van, we are not old, okay?
And we haven't been married for 20 years.
290
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,051
I know, but we will be someday.
291
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,888
And then we'll have to say
this kind of hoo-ha to Elizabeth.
292
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,142
Because you know it's true.
293
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:37,937
I just...
294
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,898
I missed you. I missed you so much.
295
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,274
I missed you, too.
296
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,988
I thought you were
gonna bring me a present.
297
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,157
Oh, I did.
298
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:52,368
Ah!
299
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:58,540
Yeah, these will work on any airliner.
300
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,711
Oh, and I got your mom
the cutest little bag of peanuts.
301
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,091
[mouthing words]
302
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,093
- You can't hear me, can you?
- [laughs] No.
303
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,512
It doesn't work that way. [laughs]
304
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:13,222
Yeah!
305
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,438
So, even though I wasn't the one
306
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:25,067
who broke my mother's
favorite rod and reel,
307
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:28,862
my daddy made me stand in the corner
for two hours as punishment.
308
00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:31,657
Which, I guess,
is why I have a problem with authority.
309
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,117
This is fascinating!
310
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,453
- Oh, yeah.
- [Reba] Yes.
311
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:38,789
Now, about your current
relationship with Brock--
312
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:41,542
Oh, wait a minute. I'm not through
talking about my daddy yet.
313
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,210
You see why we got divorced?
314
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,421
She never wanted
to talk about our relationship.
315
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,256
That was you, you moron.
316
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,759
Well, I wanna talk about it now.
317
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,720
We don't have a relationship now.
318
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,681
And yet, here you are. Why are you here?
319
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,183
Well, if I yelled at you on the phone,
you could hang up.
320
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:02,146
So you're here
because of our relationship?
321
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,189
Well, you gotta admit, it needs work.
322
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,485
You know, if you spent
less time joking around
323
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:10,863
and more time
on getting people back together,
324
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:14,116
I wouldn't have to come home
and find my husband fixing my sink!
325
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,826
You mean your ex-husband.
326
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,831
Okay, ha, ha, ha. Point for you.
327
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,959
You're the therapist.
You know what I meant.
328
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:28,839
Still, for someone who's moved
so far past "on," that's a strange slip.
329
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,341
Not so strange when
he's practically living at my house.
330
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:34,928
- Wha-- Yeah, to be with the kids.
- They're not the only ones livin' there.
331
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:36,597
I didn't know it was such a big deal.
332
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,557
How could you not know?
333
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:42,102
Do you think I like setting
an extra place at the dinner table
334
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:45,606
or dropping everything because
you guys need a fourth for Pictionary?
335
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,733
Or I have to sit there
and watch your victory dance
336
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,110
because your team won
because I got stuck with Jake?
337
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,324
Hey, sorry. I thought
we were getting along pretty well.
338
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,909
- We were.
- Then what's the problem?
339
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,619
That's the problem!
340
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:03,290
Go on.
341
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,297
I don't want to get along that well.
342
00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:13,884
Not after you told me
you made a mistake after you left me.
343
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,969
You told me that door was closed.
344
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:17,805
Well, there shouldn't even be a door!
345
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,682
There should be a brick wall
with a big ol' fence around it.
346
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:23,477
Whatever it takes
to keep you out of my living room
347
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:28,315
so I don't have to think about how it was
when we were together and it was so good.
348
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,651
Oh.
349
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:33,987
But there is a door.
350
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,740
And it'll never be truly closed
351
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:38,826
until you and Barbra Jean
get back together.
352
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,745
Reba, I hate to tell you this,
353
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:44,164
but open or closed, if there's a door,
354
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:47,417
it's gonna be there whether
Barbra Jean is in the picture or not.
355
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,630
You know what?
I just wanna get out of here.
356
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,716
Uh, one last question.
357
00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:58,428
Do you two still love each other?
358
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,896
Knock, knock, Doc! [chuckles]
359
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,358
Oh. Sorry I'm so late.
360
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,902
Oh, Reba. Good, you're still here.
361
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,405
Let's gang up on Brock. [laughs]
362
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:19,116
- That's the other voice.
- Reba.
363
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:20,993
Reba.
364
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:25,164
Uh, if you want, you, uh...
365
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,832
You can call me anytime.
366
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,710
No, I'm finished here.
Just get those two back together.
367
00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,422
Oh, and if I owe you anything
for this, just bill them.
368
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,507
[lively instrumental music playing]
369
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,972
[theme music playing]
370
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,418
{\an8}- [voice] Acme!
- [crashing]
371
00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:12,920
{\an8}[coughing]